pffft.

dinosaursrampaging: Jillian Jensen’s performance on X Factor...

Tue, 21 May 2013 22:23:09 -0400

dinosaursrampaging:

Jillian Jensen’s performance on X Factor made me bawl my eyes out.

It hit me hard.

cut-up-and-half-dead: It’s actually so true

Mon, 20 May 2013 22:38:45 -0400

cut-up-and-half-dead:

It’s actually so true

blackandyellowdoodles: changing people’s view of ‘choosing to...

Mon, 20 May 2013 22:12:40 -0400

blackandyellowdoodles:

changing people’s view of ‘choosing to be gay’ with 2 questions.

the-legend-of-evelynn: JUITSN

Mon, 20 May 2013 21:54:16 -0400

the-legend-of-evelynn:

JUITSN

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Mon, 20 May 2013 19:39:36 -0400

imawanchor: dylanofryin: actual picture of actual one direction fans it’s like a scene from a...

Mon, 20 May 2013 19:34:36 -0400

imawanchor:

dylanofryin:

actual picture of actual one direction fans

it’s like a scene from a zombie movie

starllex: when someone points out something you’re sensitive about and you have to pretend like you...

Thu, 09 May 2013 23:14:45 -0400

starllex:

when someone points out something you’re sensitive about and you have to pretend like you don’t care

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Thu, 09 May 2013 23:05:38 -0400

"A woman saying yes to a date with a man is literally insane, and ill-advised, and the whole species’..."

Thu, 09 May 2013 22:39:26 -0400

“A woman saying yes to a date with a man is literally insane, and ill-advised, and the whole species’ existence counts on them doing it. I don’t know how women still go out with guys when you consider that there’s no greater threat to women than men. We’re the number one threat to women! Globally and historically, we’re the number one cause of injury and mayhem to women, we’re the worst thing that ever happens to them. If you’re a guy, try to imagine that you could only date a half-bear, half-lion, like, “Ugh, I hope this one’s nice.””

- Louis C.K. (via ladymalchav)

orangemuses: THE DREAM

Thu, 09 May 2013 15:16:51 -0400

orangemuses:

THE DREAM

handgrenade2: Are You Checking Me Out Or Trying To Figure Out My Gender: A Life Story.

Thu, 09 May 2013 15:09:08 -0400

handgrenade2:

Are You Checking Me Out Or Trying To Figure Out My Gender: A Life Story.

blackandyellowdoodles: bus farts. scare the crap out of me.

Wed, 08 May 2013 19:30:44 -0400

blackandyellowdoodles:

bus farts. scare the crap out of me.

coumadin: this is what our world will look like one day, when...

Tue, 07 May 2013 22:46:27 -0400

coumadin:

this is what our world will look like one day, when we’re all gone

ticktocksheep: “Hey, buy me this thing” “lol ok” “waIT NO I WAS KIDDING PLEASE DON’T OH MY GOD I...

Tue, 07 May 2013 21:49:19 -0400

ticktocksheep:

“Hey, buy me this thing”

“lol ok”

“waIT NO I WAS KIDDING PLEASE DON’T OH MY GOD I CAN’T ACCEPT THIS STOP BEING SO NICE DON’T YOU DARE GET ME THIS THING I ASKED FOR I SWEAR TO GOD”

me: time for bed

Mon, 06 May 2013 20:36:19 -0400

me: time for bed
stomach: LET'S EAT 15 CHEESEBURGERS WITH ICE CREAM CAKE AND POTATO CHIPS WITH AN ENTIRE TACO BELL ON THE SIDE
brain: HEY REMEMBER ALL THOSE WORRIES, IDEAS, ASPIRATIONS AND OTHER ANXIOUS THOUGHTS WELL NOW YOU DO
muscles: I HURT FOR AN UNEXPLAINED REASON LIKE ARE YOU GROWING DO YOU HAVE A DISEASE LOL IDK HELP
skin: LET'S PLAY A GAME CALLED ARE YOU ITCHY OR DID A SPIDER EGG SACK JUST BIRTH ON YOU
ears: THERE'S A JET PLANE 500 MILES AWAY ALSO I THINK THE NEIGHBOR IS VACUUMING
eyes: WOW EVER NOTICE HOW IF YOU LOOK CLOSELY INTO PITCH BLACKNESS YOU CAN ALMOST SEE YOUR WORST NIGHTMARE
mouth: IT'S DEATH VALLEY UP IN HERE
body: HAVE FUN TOSSING AND TURNING FOR THE NEXT 2 HOURS
me: ok

fuckwooper: money is so stupid and unnessecary we’re meat creatures on a rock floating in space and...

Mon, 06 May 2013 20:30:39 -0400

fuckwooper:

money is so stupid and unnessecary we’re meat creatures on a rock floating in space and out entire lives are dominated by little bits of paper

I am moving so slowly. I am years behind where i want to be. I don’t understand where my...

Mon, 06 May 2013 20:21:56 -0400

I am moving so slowly. I am years behind where i want to be. I don’t understand where my hesitation stems from. Probably my lack of support from people. I can count on one hand the number of people who give a shit about me no matter what. I am sick of the awkwardness. I need to get the ball rolling even if i’m broke.
I wish I was taller.

xekstrin: I bet you think you’re really smart, huh? I bet you think you’re clever, punk! WELL GUESS...

Mon, 06 May 2013 19:46:44 -0400

xekstrin:

I bet you think you’re really smart, huh? I bet you think you’re clever, punk! WELL GUESS WHAT! -strokes your face- you are

you are and I love you

ciarachimera: Omg I seriously fucking love her.

Mon, 06 May 2013 19:45:38 -0400

ciarachimera:

Omg I seriously fucking love her.

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